My obesssion with coffee is hardly tolerable.

have a crush on a barista;

swear by a grinder, at a grinder;

spill while driving;

get a cupholder;

spill;

get a fat-bottom mug;

spill again;

try wearing brown pants;

believe whoever invented iced-mocha's & chocolate covered graham crackers should be canonized;

chafed at the foreign names;

ordered a large; been shunned;

and, while giggling at a Triple-Tall-Half-Caff-Skinny-cappuccino-Splash-Almond-Splash-Orange-Extra-Hot-Extra-Foam,

remember that once,

the only choices were Here

and To Go...

                       a poem in the bathroom at toads.